Ke$ha - Take It Off (Official Music Video) LINDSAY LOHAN PARODY LYRICS: Theres a place called jail Where they'll teach you discipline Theirs a guard on watch So you better watch your back Lindsey When Lindsey Spent some time behind bars That's the night The monster came alive Trying to Escape her time Now I just want a drink And a cigarette too Is that asking to much from all of you Please just listen Do you know who I am Mother Freaking linsay lohan But right now I just want to I just want to Get out of here Theirs a cell in jail Where the Mean Girls star now sleeps It's a different life now For this wild movie star And they will regret When I escape jail When they aren't looking I will make my break Theirs a girl I know If your looking for a show Shes in Cell 13 And I think she's been drinking And they will regret When I escape jail When they let me out Everybody will regret! Lost her mind Lost her tan Lost her teeth For some fangs She is hiding From the sun Because her head is pounding My fangs began to grow My thirst needs to be quenched The guard comes to give me food I grab his neck and bite I escape this place Make my way to the nearest bar to drink Im reliving Im reliving My past mistake Theirs a girl I knew Who was in jail for a crime But now she's long gone She ran off into the night And they regretted When I escaped jail When I escaped jail Everybody regretted