Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (MUSIC VIDEO PARODY) "Hipster Kids" Lyrics: Joey's got a mustache He'll order PBR To pretend that he's poor He's got a plaid flannel shirt And some thick-rimmed glasses He's a hipster kid Yeah, he found some real skinny jeans In a vintage store Next to a wool beenie And maybe even a scarf But he's too cool for you, Yeah he's too cool for you... (Chorus X2) Cause all these hipster kids in their hipster cliques They like to look, like to look Look so ironic All these hipster kids in their hipster cliques They like to smoke like to smoke Hand-rolled cigarettes Brittany collects vinyl She did before it was cool Yeah, before it was cool And she only shops at Whole Foods Cause it's organic And they have free samples She doesn't own a TV Because art is dead Except for Leonard Cohen So she rolls her own cigarette And says: My favorite movies Are in black and white, yeah (Chorus X2)